I'm reading an article about the massacre in the Colorado theater when this line jumps out at me:

"The good news is that the 3-month-old has actually been discharged home and is in the care of their parents."

A three month old infant at a midnight premiere of a loud violent action movie WHAT.

ETA: This nominee for parent of the year threw his infant on the ground to escape, got in his car, and then got a call from his girlfriend to come back and get her and their two kids because he had left them behind to die, I guess. Real fatherhood material.

ETA the second: If you're gonna reply just to tell me that this is "too soon" or that I'm "sick" "indecent" or I "need a psychiatric evaluation" (all of which can be seen in comments already) don't bother. I don't give a self-righteous fuck anymore.